so Jim and a couple of buddies used to fly in a small plane to tracks from time to time. One day they took off for Fairgrounds and Jim and a friend were in the back drinking a bit of bourbon. All of a sudden the pilot (forgive me I cant remember his name) comes in the back and takes a swig of the booze!
Hat asks him "who the hell is flying the dang plane?" He answered the auto pilot was on. Hat yells at him " get back up there and fly the dang plane and when we land Im gonna kick the crap outta you!"
Of course they landed safely and Hat went and ………………..
LOL