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Grade 1
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 9,258
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You delivered the 2nd load of 7 boxes, then found a pretext for her to come out to your van and accompany you back upstairs again, chatting happily while you carried the final box.
Ted
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Grade 1
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,654
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And the for the last box you used the patented Binder-Head-Strap: |
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Grade 1
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 478
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You decided you needed to make two trips, each with
4 boxes, and being the nice guy I am (Bill of course) you offer to stack them neatly in her office. She says, your so sweet, and I (Bill) was just a little . I asked if there was anything else I could do, and she said you can take me to dinner. The rest is for me to know and you to find out. THE END.
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Grade 1
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Western NY
Posts: 111
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You took the brochures from the 8th box and stuffed them all into the other 7.
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KnowNothing
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 5
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xtb, that's a pretty good guess.
I say... tried to pile all 8 on the hand truck. made it halfway up the stairs before the whole thing tipped over and went toppling down. Spent the next half hour picking up the brochures while the nice lady looked at me like, well, that was fun. / that's what I would have done |
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The egg man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carlsbad, California
Posts: 10,005
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we have a winner
One of you hit it exactly right !
![]() which one is it ??? Use that as your clue there might be parting gifts ------------------------------------------------------- Alexander and Kermit What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name. |
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The egg man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carlsbad, California
Posts: 10,005
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twilight zone
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something similar happened while I was packing up in the morning I had 15 binders. The box could only hold 14. With 14 boxes the box was not full but the 15th binder was too fat to fit My friends Kate, Rual and I looked at each other and we had no other box big enough and I didn't want to have 1 binder not protected in a box I started to blow gaskets in my mind as I was late and had to get going. I had an idea I went into my mind. Welcome to binderland I took the box and used the bulid - a- box method I took the 14 binders out of the box. Cut one side off the box, Slipped in the 15 binders I took another box and did the same thing. I cut off 1 side. Then I married the two half boxes together and taped the edges [ box 1 + box 2 ] = [ big box ]
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The egg man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carlsbad, California
Posts: 10,005
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David
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deliveries with gas prices going up again it might be the way to go Bill V. |
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The egg man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carlsbad, California
Posts: 10,005
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Hey Joe
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companys many years ago We had some rough days but I smile when I think about them now. I remember dads delivery van. It only had a drivers seat . You used to drive and I had to sit on the wheel well Maybe I took the wish to be the one to drive a little to seriously Hey Joe I bet your glad you don't have to make deliveries anymore Bill |
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The egg man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carlsbad, California
Posts: 10,005
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DogKatcher
Did you hear this one
![]() 1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend? The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. 4) There is a river you must cross. But it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. |
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