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05-12-2009, 04:26 PM | #1 |
The egg man
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WWBD WINNER Dogkatcher!
Who thinks like Bill ?
Here is a little contest. Time for some FUN My lovely assistant Carol Merrill has two fabulous prizes for the first person who answers this question correctly. By correctly I mean You have to imagine your me I know what I did What do you think I did in this scenario that happened this afternoon?. So the first person who answers the question correctly saying they would do what I did will win the prizes Value of the prize package is about $40.00 Your question and please answer it as if you were me What would Bill do ??? The scene ... I am making a delivery of 15 boxes of brochures Each box weighs about 40 pounds. The pretty lady who I see when I arrive at the office to make her delivery asks me to put the boxes in the lobby. Her office is off the lobby. I am polite and make some small talk. She is very happy to be getting her brochures. She seems to like this big dopey bald headed messenger guy. So things are very pleasant The office/lobby I have to deliver the boxes to is on the second floor The building is an old 2 story house.There is no elevator but there is a ramp for (handicap - wheel chair accessibility) I have a hand truck that I can use. I can load 7 boxes on my hand truck First load from the van, up the ramp, into the lobby 7 boxes on the hand truck Back to the van. I have 8 boxes left. I thought about this. I have 8 boxes left but I can only take 7 at once. What is the best way to go about getting the last 8 boxes back up to the lobby How well do you know Bill ? The person who answers the question that matches what I did wins Again the question is .. If Bill has 8 boxes and his hand truck only can take 7 boxes at once what did he do to get the last 8 boxes delivered to the office What did Bill do ? Who will win the prizes ? Good Skill Bill V. All decisions are final in case of a tie your total post counts on Pace and Cap will decide the winner Last edited by Bill V.; 05-12-2009 at 04:36 PM. |
05-12-2009, 04:42 PM | #2 |
Match Up Apprentice
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Got the nice lady to carry box #8
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05-12-2009, 04:45 PM | #3 |
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You brought the second group in with the hand truck. Then you rolled your sleeves up a little and brought in the 3rd box by itself, showing off your muscles to the pretty lady. She said, "Oh Bill, you are so manly", "I bet you are one of those Sartin handicappers". Upon hearing that, you whipped out......your trusty computer and gave her a cold deck exacta of the 7th race at PHA.
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05-12-2009, 04:46 PM | #4 |
The egg man
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Lol
Good one Charlie
Thats a start You might be right. lets see what else we can get Bill |
05-12-2009, 04:49 PM | #5 | |
The egg man
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Lol
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7 in the 7th !!! Yes things were going so well Funny how it cooled off when I tould the lady about my moms favorite bet Very good Lets see what others say |
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05-12-2009, 04:58 PM | #6 |
Budman
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Let the pretty lady take the 7 on the dolly and you take the eighth, while helping her up the ramp.
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05-12-2009, 05:01 PM | #7 |
Budman
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If we get two trys, I would tell her that they left the last one at the your office but you will bring it the next day and to show her you are truly sorry about the mix up you will take her to lunch when you deliver it.
Bud |
05-12-2009, 05:05 PM | #8 | |
The egg man
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Bud !
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Hey Bud A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ''Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?'' She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ''No, I won't sleep with you tonight!'' Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ''I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.'' To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean, $200?'' |
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05-12-2009, 08:05 PM | #9 |
Budman
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Good one Bill! Does that mean I won????
Bud |
05-12-2009, 08:08 PM | #10 |
The egg man
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Bud
I'm still waiting for more opinions
Please don't question the judges |
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